Description

“Introoooduuuucing the niiiineteeeeeeeenth wooooooondeeeeeer of the wooooooorld-“

“Why do you always do it like that?”

“Liiiiiiiike whaaaaaaaat?”

“You take ages with each word. It gets very annoying to listen to each time. We sit up on this desk every day, and every time it takes five minutes to introduce them. Just do “introducing the nineteenth wonder of the world, the one the only Porcelynn. Everyone knows who she is, why do you elongate every word?”

“Beeeeeecauuuuuse I’m aaaaaaa ghooooooost. Thaaaaaaat’s juuuuust hoooooow weeeee taaaaaaalk. Cheeeeeeck yoooour preeeejuuuudiiiiices aaaaaat the dooooooooor!”

Is Porcelynn the most famous Orc in all of RUMBLESLAM? No. That’s Gun, obviously. But when Gun himself recruits you, you know you’re in for a lifetime of fame. But Porcelynn is one of the most competent Orc wrestlers in the world, so that fame is richly deserved!

Porcelynn is an all out grappler! But that doesn’t stop her enjoying the finer things in life, like punching people’s faces, and getting punched in the face (Orcs are weird). She’s got a broad and great statline, and enough special abilities that you’ll always wonder what to do next! Her signature Handspring Back Elbow is a particular favourite – Porcelynn moves 3 squares before elbowing her opponent. And if they’re next to a turnbuckle, it does a grand total of FIVE DAMAGE!

Contains 1 resin miniature, 1 character card, and 1 clear acrylic base. Acrylic bases will have coloured film on that needs removing before assembly.

Resin miniature supplied unpainted and unassembled. This kit will require cleaning and assembly, and could need some small holes filled.